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GOAT-SEX SMS ENDS MP'S CAREER
Brenton Pavier was dumped as the candidate for the must-win seat of Wyong after Liberal HQ learnt several people - one of them a woman - had received disgusting messages.
The dramatic action came less than 12 hours after The Daily Telegraph publicised the 46-year-old's pursuit of romance on an online dating service. As this photograph shows, he was sacked over the telephone by party office while on a "date" with this newspaper on the Central Coast.

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