THE PATH OF BUSH

MIRACLES OF NATURE

BBC Reports

I LOVE STRONG WOMEN

Best part, I know Jeannene enjoyed that like mango on a wedge of vanilla icecream poised on a pancake. HatTip Sir Real.

WHAT A JOKE

You may have noticed my roast of the National Threat Advisory.  The link actually gets our current threat level gif from the Homeland Security website when you load the page so expect it to go up and down depending on American foreign policy.  Our foreign policy is the joke I'm alluding to.  Instead of policy, it links to the jokes at Comedy Central's Daily Show site. 

Those clips are great and easier to laugh at.  I have just got to make humor more important in my life. 

Today's escalation speech, which I will now call SQUIRT*, is too depressing, so I'm going to post a FART joke which is of course another allegory to policy and media hype.

 

 

 

*Squirt = a type of surge = type of fart where you shit your pants = George's maturity and stature.