SPACE COWBOYS

Ingredients: 1.0 oz. Shot of your fav' vodka Vodka 6.0 oz Use as little or as much as you think is good Tang.
Directions: Mix up some tang and while you do, think about the Apollo 11 crew getting trashed. Put in as much tang in a glass (use your own judgment, like 6oz) and then add a shot of vodka.

Beware government is inept:
"A review of the State Department documents reveals distressing ineptitude," CREW's executive director Melanie Sloan said in a prepared statement. "Countries were trying to donate desperately needed goods and services, but as a result of bureaucratic bungling and indifference, those most in need of these generous offers and of aid never received it."

Do not use  Tang and Vodka while under American Jurisdiction.  Blamed for countless numbers of ineptitude.

The report confirmed that al-Rawi, 39, was only held after MI5 sent the CIA a telegram, stating he was an 'Islamic extremist' who had a timer for an improvised bomb in his luggage. In reality, before al-Rawi left London, police confirmed the device was a battery charger from Argos.

Voter Caging  How secure is your right to vote? NOW investigates a secret Republican plan designed to disqualify voters. GO

h/t MMRules

SCOOTER: TOO CUTE FOR JAIL?

Stay current on the matter of
United States of America v. I. Scooter Libby.

... A MODERN RE-INTERPRETATION OF THE FRATERNAL CIRCLE JERK
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HARRIET MIERS QUITS

Note: Garage links to Pravda.

Harriet Miers, brilliant counsel to King George quit yesterday after revelations of new found executive powers enabling the opening of any citizens mail became publicized.

The failed Supreme Court candidate is being replaced to prepare for what aides expect to be a sustained struggle with a new Democratic Congress eager to investigate various aspects of his administration per the Washington Post.

I wonder why George didn't want an American of grace, judgment and unwavering devotion to the Constitution and laws of our country (WaPo) defending him?

I think it's really going to get ugly when people start talking about the Gunfight at the Rayburn Garage.  We don't want a little old lady protecting our leader, right?  Or worse - what if Helen Thomas catches up with him?  Helen can take Harriet pretty quick I believe. 

I wonder who will step up to the plate?  Buffo maybe?