I woke up early this morning reading the news that the FDA had lifted its ban on silicone breast implants. It doesn't take much to get me interested in the morning and a story about titties will suck me in with the tidal force of tsunami proportions.
The FDA story was not arousing. I couldn't get the memories of the last Tupperware tits I'd handled out of my mind. That was in a club so not exactly a healthy meaningful relationship. I was also put off by the implication that there is something not desirable of a nice pair of "A" class boobs.
So I left the Wapo tease site wondering if or when I would ever find the right pair. I call it my never ending quest for the impossible. That's right - understanding women is the windmill most single guys chase. Man's apparent fixation with boobs is just a simple way for us to communicate our desire for intimacy and the warm feelings of completeness that comes with the "L" word (which we only use when talking about Moms, our kids or our trucks).
I hope that if or when I find the right pair it comes with a strong independent trunk. My curiosity, being what it is, found this site regarding strong independent types. I really liked this girls blog and she was feeding that understanding vacuum that I was struggling with. Exploring I went.
Bad idea. Don't visit the site on Wednesdays, that's all I've got to say about it. Still thou, I learned a little bit about some women, some about the Tokelau scene, and I also read THIS disgusting description of what it is like spending time with Ann Coulter. The latter is a must read but it made me want to purge.
Anyway - this is a boob post and I'm going to focus on boobs. I've heard all of the arguments that if a woman wants implants she should just get them. I rarely hear much support for convincing women to stay natural. I like them natural and do not buy the story that implants make them feel better about themselves. This research, for example, shows three times the suicide rate for women who decide on the procedure. If a woman need a healthy rack so she has an object of affection - what does that say about her? Not strong or independent that's for sure.
Ultimately, it is impossible to love someone you do not find beautiful. And so, since most people in the world are not, by the evolutionary standards, of above average beauty, either most people in the world are deceived all the time or there is more to beauty, so to speak, than meets the eye.