REPUBLICAN REHAB - LESSON #4, WHEN TO TURN DOWN DIPLOMACY

REPUBLICAN REHAB LESSON #3 - HOW TO SCREW THE NATION

REPUBLICAN REHAB LESSON #2 - HOW TO STEAL

I'm not even kidding here. This is the easiest way. Energy companies have it built into the system. Every month, responsible people (the working class) pay their bills based on manipulated set rates for energy - yeah, that's what the last brown out was about. You are probably paying those bills too. Here is how you can cheat the system.

Turn to a company like this one. Most of these kinds of energy companies take advantage of the rip off everyone else pays to set their rates. Your rates will drop right after your switch. The difference is what you STOLE. Right out of those sniveling tards out there working there a**es off trying to make a dime.

You can tell all of your friends about how much better you are than those other poor working class fools out there. You can save money and invest it wisely HERE. These savvy traders make a ton of cash in real sly ways. Your friends will be green with envy. And you will be green with cash. It's sweet being privileged isn't it!

You can steal anything: food, beer, tanks. I don't recommend the midget trick thou.

ENOUGH SAID

No explanation necessary.

REPUBLICAN REHAB LESSON #1 - HOW TO LIE

The clinically diagnosed Republican psychotics, and the deluge of lies they have created, are now forcing all of us to live under a general malaise.

So, in typical progressive maturity, I am going to start posting more productive things Republicans might think of to do with their natural tendencies. I'm not sure where this will lead but today's lesson is about lying.

If you must lie (and Republicans apparently can not breath with out lying), use THIS example of how to lie and at the same time accomplish something productive.

Hat tip to my friend James for the audio!