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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMMY

November 28, 2008

I know I write for most of your bloggers when I express teh deep appreciation we all have for teh sacrifices and heart aches you go through every day to maintain your blog. We know technology scares you but you keep trying anyway. How do you do it? I figure you must be tired, working five days a week for a whole forty five minutes a day, with a mouse killer, and we can see it is affecting your stutter and with double posts too. I really got concerned when I found out you were dreaming of waking up naked next to Joe Lieberman. Yikes boss, that screams of red warning flags to me. You need a break buddy. Today is your special day, and we all want you to wallow in the heart felt embrace and deep love that we all have for you.

So this year for your birthday, I got you a hoe. Who doesn't want a naked chick - right? Go shave your nut sack and put on some deodorant old man because you are about to get schooled in hot and dirty.

Let me assure you that it wasn't easy finding a cut rate hoe that would loiter around waiting for you at a PO box either. I had to look far and wide for a model desperate enough to even go there with you. It's impossible to expedite a hoe too. Trust me, I tried. Be ready when she gets there though, because when she arrives I was promised it would be very much worth the wait. A 100% satisfaction guarantee is part of the deal. Ain't that a donkey slap!

Now this isn't your average garden variety hoe. We all know about some of the women you've associated with, and they are often women in trouble. Take it easy, here is one that just knows how to hula, and that is all the spice you need buster. You can get real rough, or dress up and get as dirty as you want cowboy.

This hoe is flexible, loves getting dirty and when you are all taken care of, she'll even clean up for you. Beat it up like a bastard child. You can use her again and again until you are raw and exhausted. So just enjoy, play safe, take in a pole dance, and release all that pent up frustration with some hard thrusting back and forth, go ahead and put your back into it. Don't even think of stopping till you are spent with sweat dripping off of you. Make that hoe earn it boy!

Enjoy yourself, you deserve it. But When you are finished, you should wash up, and come back to us refreshed for another year of hard work and drudgery.

Cheers to you Sam!

you mule...

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SAM & MARC BOIL DOWN THE DEBATE

After yesterday's presidential debate between Barack Obama and the other dude, Sam Seder and Marc Maron took to an internet stream and laid out their instant judgements on what they had just seen. Sam and Marc have started an new internet only show covering pop culture and politics that airs daily at 3pm EST every week day.

You can catch Sam and Marc at mvslive.com.

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S v M

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NETROOTS UPDATE w/pics

(bumped by management.... nice pics! originally authored 2008-07-19 20:55:52 -0400)

If anyone saw Nancy's Q&A you saw her use the same old tired lines about FISA that were all debunked by Glen Greenwald. Then she blamed the Senate and by implication Harry Reid for letting it go to the House in the first place which was totally weak on her part. It was infuriating because she knew that we knew better. That was so insulting that I almost left.

Thank goodness for CodePink and their show of dissent. Afterwards when asked about what a new Democratic majority would mean she referenced rebuilding America's infrastructure. Decoded that means earmarks. Not once did she say that rescuing the Constitution was on that agenda. I wanted to throw something at her. But I didn't. I could feel my pulse in my ear drums I was so pissed off.

Al Gore's "surprise" appearance made getting up and to the exhibit hall worth while. He denied any interest in being a part of an Obama administration. He wants us all to sign up at wecansolveit.org and sign up in support of his 10 year Apollo type agenda to make the United States 100% run on renewable resources. I signed up from my phone just so I would get it done immediately because if Al says so, I don't ask questions.

Shortly after that panel came Lawrence Lessig. I only went because Sam told me to go during the meet up. That was probably the best presentation I've seen here. Only 9% of Americans think Congress is doing a "good" job. He based his presentation on public financing being the answer to restoring trust in our legislators. I completely support his effort. He recommends that we join something he calls Change Congress. It works like Creative Commons where you pick what you support and it gives you candidates who match your priorities. This is his model for public financing. I'm going to give that a try.

The Written to Spoken word session that Sam was a speaker at with Cenk was interesting to me, but only because I am such a worry wart over the future of progressive media. Sam and Cenk did not get to speak as much as I wish they could have. The question and answer period was limited so most of us could not ask questions.

One funny moment at the session was When I went to meet Cenk and shake his hand, I had hidden a Center for Constitutional Rights condom in my palm. The look on his face when he realized I was passing him something was hilarious. He put it in his pocket and I now feel like I've done my duty to keep Austin safe.

One never knows what that Cenk is capable of getting into.

I did get to talk to Sam out in the hall when we were done but all he wanted to talk about was "how toniD was doing?" :) I told him what I have read.

I bumped into Phillipe Collin again and confronted him again about how much ad revenue we would have to bring in to get Sam back on. We went back and forth but basically he broke down and told me the existing AAR team would have to pay a heavy penalty to release a certain nuisance from his contract. I'm guessing you understand what I mean and I won't quote figures. I still think we can package Sam with Ads ready to sign up and offer them to Novam. Those are after all our ad airwaves and our market dollars we spend for goods and services. We have been quiet way too long. I'm not done with this. In fact, I've only started.

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SAM INTERVIEWS DON SIEGELMAN

We demand that William and Lauren Canary, Alice Martin, and Richard Scrushy go before the Judiciary before Karl Rove.

OTHER LINKS
Gov. Siegelman at Netroots Nation: Bush's Undoing?
AL Gov. Don Siegelman Video At Netroots Nation

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THE TITULAR SENATOR

Titular Senator Katharine Harriss
(071222)

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CONGRATULATIONS AND WELCOME

So you decided to vote Democratic next year? That's fantastic. Important days are coming that will determine which Democratic candidate you will be voting for. If you want your voice to go as far as possible, you will have to move fast. The primaries will shape the future of this election cycle and in more ways than I have ever seen will shape the future of America and Democracy.

So which candidate stands for a strong Democracy?

h/t C&L

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HONORABLE SAM ON KO

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I DON'T RECALL

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CHRISTY ON NIXON/BUSH

Chrity Hardin Smith correlates Bush and Nixon tactics.

Senator Katherine Harriss - CRAZY LEGS

Giddy - Senator Kathrine Harris.
(061115)

Photo courtesy of Duke S.

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Senator Katherine Harriss - LOVE CHILD

Sammy and the Senator are proud to announce a new addition to the world. The slippery sheets worked. It's a new bebe! Baby STEDER has been seen privately around town. I am proud to provide the first public viewing. Send congratulations to SamSederShow@aol.com. He will appreciate your support.