CREATIONISM

Violent multi solargasims of coronal mass ejection spewing sizzling hot plasma jizz onto sheets of dark starless skies.

Coatlicue gave birth to Huitzilopochtli after a ball of feathers fell into the temple where she was sweeping and touched her.  So aroused, her sun born mature.

An innocent caress misinterpreted turnes mother into whore.  A daughter disgusted in self righteous indignation plots only to have her body dismembered and her head flung high.